Welcome to Cake & Cunnilingus Day.
Yes. We went there.
Yes. You will too... April 14th.
F*ck Valentine's Day

Cake and Cunnilingus Day?

Had enough of all the Steak and BJ Day hoo-hah? Sick of gas station flowers on Valentine’s Day? We are too, so we decided it was time someone evened the scales. From hereon April 14th is Cake & Cunnilingus Day - simple, straightforward, and flying the flag for females worldwide.

Charity donations?

Cake is damn delicious. Head is incredible. Prostate cancer blows. April 14th is chance to tackle all three in one fell swoop. Donate to kick cancer’s ass AND create a customised email invitation for your partner. You can even include a guide to “going down” if he needs some pointers… *winks*

Why donate?

Over 1.2 million people a year are diagnosed with prostate cancer, and who knows how many more are indirectly affected. That’s why we’re supporting one of the more forward-thinking charities which helps raise awareness, fight cancer and save lives.